Eating Ice

Hey people! Happy Holidays.

I have a question. Do you guys enjoy eating ice? I know the dentist says it is bad for your teeth, but I enjoy eating ice. One of my guilty pleasures is to buy a large cup of iced tea from McDonald's. After consuming the tea there's nothing like popping a top and looking down at a cup full of bliss. Oh what Joy! You know, during those few minutes I'm eating that ice, all is right with the world. There is peace love and sharing. There's no Apple and Android Fanboys bashing each other on YouTube. Dogs and cats are huddled around a campfire playing guitar and singing Kumbaya. Oh such joyfulness! But then reality strikes. You're down to your last piece of ice. You panic a little. Your heart starts to race because that last piece of ice and it is stuck in the bottom of the cup!! It's amazing you turn from a gentle butterfly flying through a meadow to an aggressive violent monster of a beast trying to get that last piece of ice. You are beating, punching, and slapping the cup with all your might. You sound like an HBCU drumline. Then after all of that commotion all of that banging you have done, that last piece of ice has melted ever so slightly and slides into your mouth. Now you're sitting there with that dumb look on your face. Your brain is going, "Well all of that for that?" Yes. That last piece of ice. the sad part is I always know the result. I always know how it's going to turn out but I continue to go through this ritual. I guess I'm the true epitome of a crazy person. Until next week folks, Love, peace, and chicken grease.